..skritter-homepage-bottom-of-the-page-sentence?
like e.g. "The bible has been translated into Klingon."
or "Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego? I always wanted to know..."
or "Let's go laze stuff."
and much more intressting: where do they come from?

You can hover over most of them to see where they come from..

Here are some of my favorites:
i luv this song its grate i rememebr whn i first hurd it when i was six a ran around the rfrontromm lol
-- evoguy1620, commenting on Run-D.M.C.'s "It's Like That" on YouTube

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
-- Ed Gardner

To barrel roll, press Z or R twice!
-- Peppy Hare, Star Fox 64

Loud Mamma - her voice is loud and when she laughs, babies start screaming.
-- Katamari Damacy

Ammonia can surely make the the poor piglet stink like Windex-drinking hobo.
-- milkshake

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ... To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ... To shreds, you say.
-- Futurama, Professor Farnsworth

Which of the following would you most prefer? A: a puppy, B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or C: a large properly formatted data file?
-- Futurama

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-- Futurama, Zap Brannigan

What do you know of fire? You prance around like you have laser eyes. You don't!
-- ATHF, Oglethorpe

Despite his great scientific and artistic achievement, Leonardo da Vinci was most proud of his ability to bend iron with his bare hands.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "Finger-lickin' good" came out as "Eat your fingers off" in Chinese.

Morihei Ueshiba, founder of Aikido, once pinned a sumo wrestler using only one finger.

To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life.
-- Walter Pater

Girls, girls, girls! You're both human beings. You both put your bras on one leg at a time.
-- Clone High, Abe

I second "Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ... To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ... To shreds, you say. ". Gets me every time.

Are the quotes from a list created by you guys?

Yeah. For a while at the beginning there, we'd just add stuff. Mostly George. We haven't added new stuff in a while, though.

The Futurama ones are the greetest. Sometimes I browse the quotes instead of studying, for no raisin.