This is going to hurt...
First Flash for the phone became so bloated that I couldn't keep it as a program on my Android and have anything else.
Then my new laptop's Ubuntu refused to play nicely with Flash.
Then I spent 4 months without steady internet.
I have 16,000 overdue reviews and rather a lot of the first bunch that came up are things that weren't solid 8 months ago. It's going to take me a while to build up the nerve but I'm going to have to nuke and restart.
...sigh...